Blancmanges are a very eccentric and singleminded race of creatures from the planet Skyron in the galaxy Andromeda very certain they can win Wimbledon if only they can transform all potential opponents into Scotsmen, knowing full well Scots folk can’t play tennis to save their lives. They are apt to swallow whole anyone who attempts to stop them. This web site will chronicle their progress and, along the way, offer as color commentary a detailed narrative history of this most unusual of aliens from a distant world. Bear in mind the risks while here, even if you show no tendencies towards being a Scotsman. And do not be fooled by Jack Riley, that most rare of criminals — a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.
Pictured here: the pivotal moment in the play “The Dessert Drama”, when the Comte de Poisson arrives at the disastrous dinner party and declares that he has come to save the day – for he is “The Worlds Preeminent Blancmange-ologist”.