He pleaded for some sort of arrangement on the matter of the dog, but Gilda was sorry; she had to make a choice.
She adored his cold wet nose, his breeding, his bright, shiny coat and his deep, mournful eyes, but there was no room in her heart for Giles Thrillkiss while Laddie the cocker spaniel was around.
Daze of Our Lives

MediaWiki Short URL Solution for Subdomains

The subdomain is particularly challenging for those who don’t want to be mucking about with httpd.conf files or otherwise cannot. That’s not to say it is less onerous to achieve the same result within the confines of a domain.

Most often, a subdomain, e.g., wiki.blancmange.net, is nothing more than a virtual domain that points to some subdirectory in the htdoc/public_html root of the parent domain, i.e., blancmange.net (www.* is, as a rule, an alias of the parent domain, rather than a subdomain). In these cases, happily, the attainment of short urls involves only two simple steps (distilled from many hopeful but ultimately unworkable solutions):

  • Edit the LocalSettings.php file in the MediaWiki root directory.
  • Edit an .htaccess file that will reside in the same directory

In the LocalSettings.php file you will add or change the following to what was automagically generated during the setup of your MediaWiki install:

  • $wgScriptPath  = “”;
  • $wgArticlePath = “$wgScriptPath/$1″;

Just to be clear, the value assigned to the first variable is a pair of quotes (avoid using the smart quotes in this post).  The one assigned to the second variable is derivative of the first.  The effect is that the url for the main page will look like this:

wiki.blancmange.net/Main_Page

The next step is to add Apache mod_rewrite statements to the .htaccess file.  Here are the statements that seem to make it all happen:

RewriteEngine On
RewriteCond %{HTTP_HOST} wiki.blancmange.net
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteRule ^(.+)$ index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA]

The really key bit here is the second statement.  With it present where it is, the 404 errors you’ve been confounded by are finally brought to an end.

It should be noted that this was achieved on version 1.14.0.

Downloading iTunes Videos on a G3 Lombard

It’s a challenge, to be sure. The laptop of interest here was happily minding its own business within the confines of Jaguar, deemed the most suitable OS for that generation of Macs, when along came the need to download a video on a portable. It being the newest laptop in the Mac inventory, built and first delivered in May 1999 (terminated in February 2000), meant it would be the one designated to do the heavy lifting involved.

First of all, the iTunes store will not permit downloads on a device running anything less than Mac OS 10.3.9 (Panther). That meant an upgrade of the OS was the first order of new business. Fortunately, the upper limit of OS installs recommended for the Lombard (also known as the “bronze keyboard” Mac) turned out to meet that requirement by a hair’s breadth.

Installing the Panther OS is no small matter when it comes to the Lombard. It turned out, after a couple of failed attempts and a bit of investigation that the Lombard has an issue having to do with the video hardware. About a third of the way through the first install disc, the screen would suddenly go wonky and the whole process would freeze (that is to say, crash). This issue was quickly resolved by reducing installed RAM to 256MB. After successfully installing 10.3, it was tested with all the RAM installed again. As a precautionary, the same procedure was followed during the upgrade from 10.3 to 10.3.9.
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