It was a dark and stormy night and Bram Stoker had just finished writing his novel "Dracula".
This was rather silly of him because Stoker was in actual fact a big sissy who was afraid of the dark, not to mention bats, mice, spiders, snakes, the sight of blood, heights, large open spaces, small enclosed spaces, dentists and clowns. Clowns particularly.

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